Monday 2 October 2023

Zimbabwean Midsummer Night's Dream

 Enter Tembo, the boyfriend, to KFC Avondale and Tendai, the girlfriend, with co-workers.


TEMBO

Ill met by the KFC, proud Tendai.


TENDAI

What do you want now, Tembo?

Colleagues, give us a moment.


TEMBO

What's up Tendai, why are you hurting me?

All I want is a free quarter chicken and chips to satiate my appetite. 


TENDAI

You have to pay for it.


TEMBO

How long is your shift?


TENDAI

Until midnight.


TEMBO

Give me the chicken and chips!!


TENDAI

Not for the whole KFC. Voetsek!

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